Ok, let’s be real: right now, the idea of being able to go shopping again like a normal person, sans gloves, masks, and quasi-martial law, is enough to make us cum in our pants. Never again will we take for granted the ability to browse without trying to stay 6 feet from the other person, cause yeah…so much for “accidentally” bumping into hot babes at the grocery store, these days.

In any case, our Shoplyfter discount and discount to Shoplyfter MYLF cum to you at a time when we’re all feeling the longing for “normal” — and well, what could be more normal, or a sign of the economic times than cute babes with sticky fingers? On both sites, the premise is pretty much the same: girl gets caught, strip searched, and then there’s the slight blackmail of “dropping this whole matter” if she’s willing to suck and fuck–which she always is. They blur out the security guard’s face and label all movies by “Case number,” so the fantasy goes all the way.

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All told, if dramatized reality porn scenarios get you stiff, and you love a hot horny kleptomaniacs who turn into nymphomaniacs when they get caught, hurry and “pocket” your Shoplyfter discount while it lasts!